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The Tombstone Shall Be My Diploma

In life's pseudo-sane wonderland, I'm both the Queen and Alice!

Created on 2009-02-07 14:40:45 (#18445230), last updated 2009-12-24

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Name:	Her midlife crisis was to start a "normal" family.

Bio

"Hey, Carrie Anne...

What's your game now, can anybody play?"

The artwork was made for me, by Amy Leah.
It's basically a mesh of Marina Del Rey of Ariel's Beginning, the Disney character I relate most to, and my real life self.
The Dell laptop is now a dead blobby black paperweight.

I am a mother of four, three daughters (five years, five months and five months) and a son (a little over five months).
Some of these kiddos were adopted, one was a surprise adoption and some kiddos came from my womb.
Who came from where, you'll find out if you befriend me.

For remaining eternally devoted and never giving up on my potential, I owe my husband the world over.
If score were kept, well, I'm glad score isn't kept. "Carrie Anne" is our song, from him to me. My song for the current times is "La Bel Age."

If you know my length of years, don't let them intimidate you. I joined LiveJournal for my baby sister.
Most friends I make here are approximately half my age. I'm known to act younger than that.

I am a Capricorn born in the Year of the Dragon.
I should have been an Aries born in the Year of the Snake. I was due for April Fool's Day.
The real joke is that I was given false hope as a faux Capricorn.

I can speak American Sign Language, English, French, German, Russian, Mandarin Chinese and Ukrainian.
English is my native language. I know a bare minimum of a few other languages not mentioned.
What I know of Japanese comes predominately from anime.
Speaking of anime, I'm always on the lookout for a good thirteen episode series akin to Soukou no Strain or Nanaka 6/17.

I'm open to nearly anything, to a surprising extent! I'm a liberal woman, with a few conservative leanings.
I'm pro-life because I'm ridiculously lucky to be alive myself!

I reside in the United States. I actually reside in a house in a park by an industrial city.
Plans to move again were stopped before they could start.

I am an ENTJ more often than not, but I do swing around. I can also be an ESTP and, at my most rational, an ENFJ.

My personality is a complicated one, as is my life story.
Despite natural extroversion, I am diagnosed as having a social disorder (Asperger's, also considered High-Functioning Autism).
But as an overtly emotional extroverted feminine female, I'm no stereotype for Asperger's.

I'm almost a stereotype for femininity, yet not quite so.

Should I come across as an annoying bitch to you or think that you're a snotty bitch, bear with me. Talk to me and I'll try to work things out!

I'm also prone to mood swings and anxiety attacks, the latter invoking pseudoseizures. Pseudoseizures need a different name, since they are real seizures.

I did plan on being a pageant mom this month, but the family is stretched for money for the time.
If you planned on reading about those adventures, you'll have to wait until later.

In January, I'm going back to work, back to a job similar to jobs I've had before.
Hurray for glorified tutoring rich people's kids for the sake of getting thrown some strings.
Feel bad for me and all.
I really do like to teach, though that entirely depends on whom I'm teaching.

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